I love language, don’t you? And I hate very few things –but one of them is the word-police, who are all hypocrites, bullies, and control freaks.
Another is cultural imperialism–in this case, white American women trying to impose their politicized view of words on non-first world peoples. To white, middle class American women, the word cunt is a bad werd–regardless of the hundreds of positive meanings it has in other cultures.
But my first fun, un-fettered, sexxy thoughts came from the dictionary! And there are people in the world who would burn them, if they had half the chance.
The classic stereotype is always some prude, begging some scunt: “talk dirty to me,” as she moans like a cow with a prolapse. We all know her, don’t we?
Then I guess she’s not the prude we thought she was…;-)
Then, after they get their clothes back on and leave the key at the front desk, that/those prudes march all about the world regulating bad ideas, and bad words, which leads to the further regulation of speech, ideas, and essentially, communication itself–which is the root of all commerce. Hypocrites.
Then, once they get you trained to see it and say it their way– onward to imperialist wars for capital!–but there is no reason involved in emotional responses to words, only control impulses and repressed sex drives that cause conflict, while seeking to create herd behavior around buzzwords-simple as that.
But real Women Love Cunts, and so do I. No, wait–that came out wrong. Maybe I should say–we tolerate them? Or: sometimes people who have vaginas act like real cunts.
No…that’s not it either. Hmmm…it’s hard explaining this conundrum.
Well, Sex Negative women are women who act like cunts anyways…er, wait a minute…Cunts are vaginas, and sometimes, they are lots of other fun useful, productive things, too. Sex positive men and women love vaginas, even when they are called cunts, or act like cunts.
HUGE RED FLAG: The whole dialogue about the word cunt has prolapsed. Any woman who hates the word cunt, is a big red flag for me, and I have known a few of them first hand...
Did that clear it up?
Well, you can do the thinking your self, if you would like to, but language is the original aphrodisiac, and any woman who despises the word CUNT is a huge red flag.
The word is so full of history that it would be a shame to lose it–and the women that can’t pull their heads out of their emergency of dialectic prolapse long enough to realize that, have no clue what it really means.(See link below to Mathew Hunt)
Dialectically, word policing is a tool of the middle and upper classes to control and manipulate the lower classes. It is the klitorisvorhaut that covers over sensitive dialogue, and it has even less of a purpose.
If you would like to see this prolapse in action, and how this dynamic of gendered class control works, go here, here, or here , use the word in any forum, and then, go here for the only uncensored opposition conversation on the internet.
Imagine that! Women and sex-negative ( they aren’t getting any) men all rallying around the word cunt, and using it to reinforce class boundaries and gender roles! They are actually trying to sound sex positive, but they really sound ‘sex negotiable,” as in “if you use words we tell you to use, you might get some vagina in our crowd.”
So–cunt isn’t the password to the magical kyriarchal pyramid? How about the holy giver of love fluid? No? Umm…the dark tunnel of deeper and deeper knowledge? No? The “pink padded room of sanity for the pre-negotiated benefit of the insane penis posse”? No…?
Got it! How about “twelve year old Coochie Snorcher?(1)” Well, that one seems to make the ‘radical feminists‘ horny.
Why? Because that is what class is composed of–kyriarchical sliding doors of entrance, or denial of entrance, into the pyramid, depending on whether or not you use the right password!
The most humorous part of it is, that they say the word cunt “belongs to women.”
Try Telling that to Mike Hunt, or his brother Mathew…
But this is from Mathew Hunts compilation and etymology of the word Cunt.
The Etymology Of Cunt By: Mathew Hunt
The etymology of ‘cunt’ is actually considerably more complex than is generally supposed. The word’s etymology is highly contentious, as Alex Games explains: “Language scholars have been speculating for years about the etymological origins of the ‘c-word'” (2006). A consensus has not yet been reached, as Ruth Wajnryb admits in A Cunt Of A Word (a chapter in Language Most Foul): “Etymologists are unlikely to come to an agreement about the origins of CUNT any time soon” (2004), and Mark Morton is even more despairing: “no-one really knows the ulterior origin of cunt” (2003).
Also, from the same etymology, which I highly recommend, are these variants on uses of the word. Enjoy some cunt today!Well, no matter which cunt YOU choose to play with today, play with them nicely, have fun, and stay away from all those sex negative cunts!
1) In the original published version of Eve Enslers Vagina Monologues, she fantasized about having sex with a 12 year old girl. She later changed that girl character to a fourteen and then a 16 year old girl.
From Wikipedia’s sex positive feminism page ( the anti-academic citation source):
“Statutory Rape Laws
Also there is debate among sex-positive feminists about whether statutory rape laws are a form of misogyny.[6] As illustrated by the controversy over “The Little Coochie Snorcher that Could” from the Vagina Monologues, some sex-positive feminists do not consider all consensual activity between young adolescents and older people as inherently harmful, and there has been debate between feminists about whether statutory rape laws are misogynist.[7]”
- Army Service Cunts’ (‘Army Service Corps‘)
- ‘bargain cunt’ (‘person who claims to offer a discounted price via the grey market, though is unable to do so’, a pun on Bargain Hunt)
- ‘beat the cunt out of’ (‘beat up’, a variation of ‘beat the crap out of’)
- ‘big cunt’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘bucket cunt’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘bunt’ (‘fat female stomach’; a combination of ‘belly’ and ‘cunt’)
- ‘bushel cunt’/’bushel-cunted’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘C’ (‘cunt’)
- ‘c and c’ (‘clips and cunts’ television programmes)
- ‘CGI’ (‘Cunt Gap Index’, ‘measurement-scale for vagina sizes’)
- ‘CHODA’ (‘Cunt Hair On Da Ass’)
- ‘coming the old cunt’ (‘being unkind’)
- ‘cooint’ (‘vagina’, Yorkshire variant of ‘cunt’)
- ‘cow-cunt’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘cunker’ (‘cunt’)
- ‘cunch’ (‘cunnilingus’, ‘combination of ‘cunt’ and lunch’)
- ‘cunnifungus’ (‘vaginal secretion‘)
- ‘cunnimingus’ (combination of ‘cunnilingus’ and ‘minger’)
- ‘cunnylicious’ (combination of ‘cunnilingus’ and ‘delicious’)
- ‘cunshine’ (‘pornographic images printed on highly glossy paper’)
- ‘cunt!’ (exclamation)
- ‘Cunt Act’ (‘Deserted Wives and Children’s Act’)
- ‘cunt and a half’ (‘very idiotic’)
- “cunt-arse” (‘idiot’; Verne Graham, 2005)
- ‘cuntbag’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘cunt-ball’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘cunt-beten’ (‘impotent’)
- ‘cuntbitten’/’cunt-bitten’ (‘syphilitic’)
- ‘cunt book’/’cunt-book’ (‘in the bad books’/’pornography’)
- ‘cunt bread’ (‘vaginal yeast infection’)
- ‘cunt-breath’ (‘halitosis’)
- ‘cunt bubble’ (‘vaginal fart‘)
- ‘cunt buster’/’cunt-buster’ (‘erection’)
- ‘cunt butter’ (‘vaginal fluid’)
- ‘cunt candle’ (‘outstanding idiot’)
- ‘cunt cap’ (‘military hat’)
- ‘cunt carpet’ (‘pubic hair’)
- ‘cunt-chaser’ (‘womaniser’)
- ‘cunt-cleaner’ (‘gynaecologist’)
- ‘cunt-collar’ (‘pussy whip’)
- ‘cunt cock’ (‘clitoris’)
- ‘cunt cork’ (‘tampon’)
- ‘cunt-cuddling’ (‘masturbation’)
- ‘cunt-curtain’ (‘pubic hair’)
- ‘cunt dentist’ (‘gynaecologist’)
- ‘cunt down’ (‘pubic hair’)
- ‘Cunt Dracula’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘cunted’ (‘drunk’/’vaginal penetration’)
- ‘cunteen’ (‘unpleasant quantity between thirteen and nineteen’)
- ‘cunt-eyed’ (‘narrow-eyed’)
- ‘cunt face’/’cuntface’/’cunt-faced’ (‘ugly’)
- ‘cunt fart’ (‘vaginal fart’)
- ‘cunt flump’ (‘tampon’, from The Flumps)
- ‘cunt for hire’ (‘prostitute’)
- ‘cunt-fringe’ (‘pubic hair’)
- “cunt-fucked” (‘vaginal sex’; Jim Goad, 1994[d])
- ‘cunt grunt’ (‘vaginal fart’)
- ‘cunt guff’ (‘vaginal fart’)
- ‘cunt-hair’/’cunt hair’/’cunt’s hair’ (‘tiny amount’)
- ‘cunt-hat’ (‘felt hat’)
- ‘cunt-hatred’ (‘misogyny’)
- ‘cunthead’ (‘idiot’)
- “cunthood” (‘femininity’; Jim Goad, 1994[c])
- ‘cunt hook’ (‘car used to attract women’)
- ‘cunt-hook’ (‘penis’)
- ‘cunt-hooks’ (‘fingers’, a pun on ‘cant-hook’/’person’)
- ‘cunt-hound’ (‘sex-obsessed’)
- ‘cunt-house’ (‘venue populated largely by women’)
- ‘cunt hunt’ (‘on the pull’)
- ‘cunt-hunter’ (‘womaniser’)
- “c[u]ntie” (‘little cunt’; Robert Burns, 1786)
- ‘cuntikin’ (‘little cunt’)
- ‘cuntinental’ (‘patron of an outdoor British cafe’)
- “cuntiness” (‘the state of being a cunt’; Britain’s Biggest C**ts, 2008)
- ‘cunting’ (intensifier, a variant of ‘fucking’/’knickers’, a pun on ‘bunting’)
- ‘cuntingency plan’ (‘alternative source of sexual gratification’, a pun on ‘contingency plan’)
- ‘cuntino filet with white sauce’ (‘cunnilingus’)
- ‘cuntion’ (‘gumption’)
- ‘cuntish’ (‘stupid’)
- ‘cuntispiece’ (‘frontispiece of a pornographic book’)
- “cunt-ist” (‘heterosexual man’; Jeffrey Merrick and Bryant T Ragan, 1996)
- ‘cunt-itch’ (‘sexually aroused’)
- ‘cuntitude’ (‘bad attitude’)
- “cunt-jugal” (a pun on ‘conjugal’; Nick Gomez, 1997)
- ‘cunt juice’ (‘vaginal fluid’)
- ‘cuntkin’ (‘little cunt’)
- ‘cunker’ (‘vagina’, euphemism for ‘cunt’)
- ‘cunt-lap’/’cuntlap’ (‘cunnilingus’/’idiot’)
- ‘cunt-lapper’ (‘cunnilinguist’)
- ‘cunt-lapping’ (‘cunnilingus’/’disgusting’)
- ‘cuntlashed’ (‘very drunk’)
- ‘cunt-leg’ (‘penis’)
- ‘cuntlery’ (‘utensil used to dilate the vagina’)
- ‘cuntless’ (‘without a cunt’)
- ‘cuntlet’ (‘little cunt’, a pun on ‘cutlet’)
- ‘cunt-lick’/’give cunt licks’ (‘cunnilingus’)
- ‘cunt-licker’ (‘cunnilinguist’/’idiot’)
- ‘cunt-licking’ (‘cunnilingus’/’disgusting’)
- ‘cuntlifters’ (‘old ladies’ knickers’)
- ‘cunt light’/’C-light’ (‘pornographic film lighting’)
- ‘cunt-like’ (‘vaginal’)
- ‘cunt like a Grimsby welly’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘cuntlines’ (‘seams between the strands of a rope’; variant of ‘contlines’)
- ‘cunt-lips’ (‘labia’)
- ‘cunt man’/’C man’ (‘sexual athlete’)
- ‘cuntmeat’ (‘women’)
- “C[u]nt-mending” (‘gynaecology’; John Wilmot, 1680)
- ‘cunt mumps’ (‘woman’s excuse to deflect chat-up lines’)
- ‘cunt-munchers’ (‘cunnilinguists’)
- “cunt-mutilation” (‘vaginal mutilation’; Jim Goad, 1994[e])
- ‘cuntock’ (‘idiot’; abbreviated to ‘ock’)
- ‘cuntocks’ (‘labia’; abbreviated to ‘ocks’)
- ‘cunt of all cunts’ (‘incredibly stupid person’)
- “cunt-palaces” (‘attractive vaginas’; Raymond Stephanson, 2004)
- ‘cunt-pensioner’ (‘pimp’; abbreviated to ‘cp’)
- ‘cunt pie’ (‘vagina’)
- ‘cunt plugger’/’cunt-plugger’ (penis’)
- ‘cunt plugging’/’cunt-plugging’ (‘sexual intercouse’)
- ‘cunt positive’ (‘liberal feminist’)
- “cunt-pounding” (‘sexual intercourse’; Media News, 2005)
- ‘cunt-power’ (‘female energy’)
- ‘cuntprick’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘cunt-rag’ (‘sanitary towel’)
- ‘cunt-rammer’ (‘penis’, an extension of ‘rammer’)
- ‘cunt-rats’ (‘tampons’)
- ‘cuntrified’ (‘public houses converted into wine bars’)
- ‘cunt ruffler’ (‘provoker of women’)
- ‘cunt rug’ (‘pubic hair’)
- ‘cuntryside’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘cunt’s blood’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘cunt-simple’ (‘sex-obsessed’)
- ‘cuntsman’ (‘womaniser’)
- ‘cunt smoke’ (‘no problem’)
- ‘cunt scratchers’ (‘hands’)
- ‘cunt-screen’ (‘pubic hair’)
- ‘cunt-shop’ (‘knocking shop’)
- ‘Cunts In Velvet’ (‘City Imperial Volunteers’)
- ‘cuntsmith’ (‘gynaecologist’)
- ‘cunt splice’ (‘partially spliced rope’; variant of ‘cont splice’/’cut splice’)
- ‘cunt-stabber’ (‘penis’)
- ‘cunt-stand’ (‘sexually aroused’)
- ‘cunt-starver’ (‘errant ex-husband’)
- ‘cunt-sticker’ (‘penis’)
- ‘cunt-stirrer’ (‘penis’)
- ‘cunt-stopper’ (penis’)
- ‘cunt-stretcher’/’cunt stretcher’ (‘penis’)
- ‘cunt-struck’ (‘sex-obsessed’)
- ‘cunt stubble’ (‘constable’)
- ‘cuntsucker’/’cunt-sucker’ (‘cunnilinguist’)
- ‘cunt-sucking’ (‘cunnilingus’)
- ‘Cuntsville’ (‘hometown’)
- ‘cunt swab’/’cunt-swab’ (‘knickers’)
- ‘cunt-teaser’ (‘a man who sexually excites a woman’)
- ‘cunt-tickler’/’cunt tickler’ (‘moustache’)
- ‘cunt torture’ (‘sadomasochistic sex’)
- ‘cunt trumpet’ (‘cunnilingus’)
- ‘cunt tug’ (‘pubic wig’)
- ‘cunt-up’/’cunt up’ (‘mistake’, variation of ‘belly up’)
- ‘cuntuppance’ (‘punishment for male infedility’, a pun on ‘come-uppance’)
- ‘cunt wagon’/’cunt-wagon’ (‘passion wagon’)
- ‘cuntwank’ (‘meaningless sex’)
- ‘cunt warren’ (‘brothel’)
- ‘cuntweep’ (‘vaginal fluid’)
- ‘cunt-wig’ (‘pubic hair’)
- ‘cunty’ (‘idiot’/’worthless’/’feminine’)
- ‘cuntyballs’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘cunty booby’ (‘confusion’)
- ‘cunty chops’ (‘beard’)
- ‘cunty Italian’ (‘Italian-American woman’)
- ‘Cunty McCuntlips’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘decunt’ (‘withdraw the penis from the vagina’)
- ‘dirty cunt’ (‘unclean vagina’)
- ‘doss cunt’ (‘stupid idiot’)
- ‘double-cunted’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘dumb cunt’ (‘stupid idiot’)
- “encunten” (‘to call someone a cunt’; Britain’s Biggest C**ts, 2008)
- ‘eyes like sheep’s cunts’ (‘hangover’)
- ‘fish-cunt’ (‘woman’)
- ‘flatter than a cow’s cunt’ (‘horizontal’)
- ‘full cuntal lobotomy’ (‘male sexual arousal’, a pun on ‘full-frontal lobotomy’)
- ‘get some cunt’ (‘male sexual gratification’)
- ‘go cunt up’ (‘go wrong’)
- ‘gunt’ (‘fat female stomach’; a combination of ‘gut’ and ‘cunt’)
- ‘ICBM’ (“Inter Cuntinental Ballistic Missile”: ‘penis’; Roger Mellie, 2005)
- ‘KFC’ (‘Knob Filled Cunt’)
- ‘kipper’s cunt’ (‘very smelly’)
- ‘knock the cunt out of’ (‘knock out’)
- ‘lazy cunt’ (‘menstruating vagina’)
- ‘LC’ (“LOW CUNT” and “LAP CUNT”; James van Cleve, 19–)
- ‘make a coffee house of a woman’s cunt’ (‘coitus interruptus’)
- ‘make a lobster kettle out of someone’s cunt’ (‘coitus interruptus’)
- ‘mouth like a cow’s cunt’ (‘talkative’)
- ‘petit-cunt’ (‘petit-bourgeois idiot’)
- ‘pox-ridden cunt’ (‘diseased vagina’)
- ‘pushing the cunt envelope’ (‘taking idiocy to new limits’)
- ‘RCH’ (‘Red Cunt Hair’, ‘hair’s breadth’)
- ‘scabby cunt’ (‘diseased vagina’)
- ‘scunt’ (‘idiot’)
- ‘siffed-up cunt-hole’ (‘diseased vagina’)
- ‘silly cunt!’ (‘stupid idiot’)
- ‘sluice-cunted’ (‘large vagina’)
- ‘smelly cunt’ (‘malodorous vagina’)
- ‘stick it up your cunt’ (‘get stuffed’, a variation of ‘stick it up your arse’)
- ‘stinky cunt’ (‘malodorous vagina’)
- ‘sweet cunt’ (‘lovely vagina’)
- ‘talking cunt’ (‘verbal seduction’)
- ‘that’s not cunt it’s peehole’ (‘underage girl’)
- “three cocks to the cunt” (‘with gusto’; Profanisaurus, 2007)
- “Treecunts” (‘tree branches resembling female genitals’, in Just Sluts And Cunts photographs; Jan Willem Verkerk, 2007)
- “Two C’s in a K” (‘two cunts in a kitchen’: two housewives in an advertisement; Stephen King, 1981 [also “2CK”; Sam Delaney, 2007])
- ‘WRAC’ (‘Weekly Ration of Army Cunt’